5 Minutes With The Glib

Episode #70

Joe — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 03:12:22 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #70

Interview with Richard Dawkins Promoting his new pamphlet The God Solution, his followup to The God Delusion.

Episode #68

Joe — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:06:42 +0000

only listen to this one if you don’t mind poisoning your brain with crap.

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #68

Episode #67

Joe — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:56:56 +0000

I have no idea how I posted that last episode. crazy crazy. anyway here’s another for yas.

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #67

Episode #66

Joe — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 10:44:28 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #66
All about Chocolate!!

Well the three of us went to France and took acid and this what you get.

Episode #65

Joe — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:00:56 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #65
All about Chocolate!!

Episode #64

Joe — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:00:21 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #64
It’s the nature show, featuring the Chompsky Brothers performing “It’s So Important”. Tune in tomorrow for the the chocolate episode.

lyrics:

the air
the trees
the animals
the whole earth

lets take the time to wonder
where all the bees have gone
why the polar bears
are breeding with other bears

is our carbon footprint
bigger than an elephants footprint
have our global morals
made hobos of the owls and squirrels

its so important
its so important
its so important that we want to do whats right

its not hard to make a difference
if you want to make one
doesn’t have to be difficult
it might even really be fun

chorus again

animal noises

double chorus

end.

Episode #63

Joe — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 04:00:17 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #63
Just another song for you. Here’s a picture of me after I finished mixing this episode:

Episode #62

Joe — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 04:00:36 +0000

A truly wonderful masterpiece performed by acclaimed singer Malcolm Murphy on this last minute tribute to romance. Snuggle up buttercups.

Episode #61

Joe — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 04:00:56 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #61
Nothing special but I promised I’d do an episode for Monday, so here it is. It took me the whole day to mix this piece of crap so I hope you like it. Sorry about the lack of funny today. Hope you enjoy it anyway. SO BURNT OUT RIGHT NOW!! AAHHHH!!! Songs called FORECLOSURE.

Sunday

Joe — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:30:35 +0000

Well, We’re all set for Monday. check it out.

Doctor says

Joe — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:17:03 +0000

that I shouldn’t take adrenal stimulating drugs like Adderall until my flu/hepatitis/mono goes away. However, without these pills I can’t be funny. I’m dying to get back on the horse but until then here’s what my show would’ve been about had I remembered it was April fools today.

Pete: Guys I’ve decided I’ve sewn my wild oats long enough.
Guys: oh yeah…
Pete: Yeah, I’ve had enough of all this sex and drugs and rock and roll.
Guys: Sure…
Pete: No I mean it. this is big. I’m going back on my mission. I’m going to complete my mission.
Guys: Your… mormon mission?

and it goes on.. there’s some jokes and then “APRIL FOOLS” and confetti and bullshit. oh if only I could increase traffic to this blog.

well, enough’s enough.

We’ll be back with more shows soon. In the mean time here’s a picture I found on gayboythailand.com

recovery is slow

Joe — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:07:52 +0000

New York City is the most emotionally exhausting place on earth. Not to mention the toll the immune system takes with all those cheap drugs getting delivered all hours of the morning.

Children are germ factories. thus should be forced to wear space suits in public. This will create jobs and thus stimulate the economy. the economy is like a clitoris you see, and therefore should be illuminated.

so, until Wednesday afternoon… I give you BUNNICULA!

Oops..

Joe — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:17:36 +0000

This weekend turned into a long one. Went to NY to look around and check stuff out and work stuff out and create new problems etc. May take a little time off on the show to recover and write new material, catch up. crap like that. thanks everyone for listening and spreading the word. plenty of old shows to check outchaknow.

Episode #60

Joe — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:00:23 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #60
Starting up with a glib jam we end the week with Nashville legend Dave Cloud. A song named “Puff Rider”. It’s been fun Nashville. Keep it cool baby.

#059

Joe — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:00:39 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #59
Nashville’s ‘For The Philistine Records’ submitted the record ‘Conceptual Realizations’ by Aquariums in the most confusing press kit we’ve ever seen, in time for Nashville week.

Obnoxious technical difficulties before the show set The Glib’s Pete Chompsky into a frenzious disposition and what follows was perhaps the harshest criticism a Nashville band has thus far received on the program.

We would like to thanks Aquariums and For the Philistine Records for graciously sending in the press kit, and continue to welcome all labels and artists to do the same.

Episode #58

Joe — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:00:12 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #58
Featuring new song written and performed by Sippycup Hathaway and The Glib, a Myspace Minute featuring Becky’s profle, and music by Nashville artist The Mattoid. Please enjoy.

Episode #57

Joe — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:00:05 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #57
Nashville Episode #2. And the Relatives, and Ryan Frame have music on this morbid episode.

Episode #56

Joe — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 04:00:52 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #56

It’s the first in a series of 5 Nashville Themed episodes. Featuring music by And The Relatives, The Glib, and a poem by Aaron Epstein.

Episode #55

Joe — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:00:04 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #55
This Episode features Radiant Silvergun & Barrack Obama.

Episode #54

Joe — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:00:28 +0000

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #54

Aardvaarck Corriander Sagebrush III introduces Valenteen via this special guest Myspace Minute.