5 Minutes With The Glib

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #65
All about Chocolate!!

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #64
It’s the nature show, featuring the Chompsky Brothers performing “It’s So Important”. Tune in tomorrow for the the chocolate episode.

lyrics:

the air
the trees
the animals
the whole earth

lets take the time to wonder
where all the bees have gone
why the polar bears
are breeding with other bears

is our carbon footprint
bigger than an elephants footprint
have our global morals
made hobos of the owls and squirrels

its so important
its so important
its so important that we want to do whats right

its not hard to make a difference
if you want to make one
doesn’t have to be difficult
it might even really be fun

chorus again

animal noises

double chorus

end.

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #63
Just another song for you. Here’s a picture of me after I finished mixing this episode:

A truly wonderful masterpiece performed by acclaimed singer Malcolm Murphy on this last minute tribute to romance. Snuggle up buttercups.

5 Minutes With The Glib Episode #61
Nothing special but I promised I’d do an episode for Monday, so here it is. It took me the whole day to mix this piece of crap so I hope you like it. Sorry about the lack of funny today. Hope you enjoy it anyway. SO BURNT OUT RIGHT NOW!! AAHHHH!!! Songs called FORECLOSURE.

Well, We’re all set for Monday. check it out.

that I shouldn’t take adrenal stimulating drugs like Adderall until my flu/hepatitis/mono goes away. However, without these pills I can’t be funny. I’m dying to get back on the horse but until then here’s what my show would’ve been about had I remembered it was April fools today.

Pete: Guys I’ve decided I’ve sewn my wild oats long enough.
Guys: oh yeah…
Pete: Yeah, I’ve had enough of all this sex and drugs and rock and roll.
Guys: Sure…
Pete: No I mean it. this is big. I’m going back on my mission. I’m going to complete my mission.
Guys: Your… mormon mission?

and it goes on.. there’s some jokes and then “APRIL FOOLS” and confetti and bullshit. oh if only I could increase traffic to this blog.

well, enough’s enough.

We’ll be back with more shows soon. In the mean time here’s a picture I found on gayboythailand.com