Doctor says
that I shouldn’t take adrenal stimulating drugs like Adderall until my flu/hepatitis/mono goes away. However, without these pills I can’t be funny. I’m dying to get back on the horse but until then here’s what my show would’ve been about had I remembered it was April fools today.
Pete: Guys I’ve decided I’ve sewn my wild oats long enough.
Guys: oh yeah…
Pete: Yeah, I’ve had enough of all this sex and drugs and rock and roll.
Guys: Sure…
Pete: No I mean it. this is big. I’m going back on my mission. I’m going to complete my mission.
Guys: Your… mormon mission?
and it goes on.. there’s some jokes and then “APRIL FOOLS” and confetti and bullshit. oh if only I could increase traffic to this blog.
well, enough’s enough.
We’ll be back with more shows soon. In the mean time here’s a picture I found on gayboythailand.com
